...when I'm supposed to be studying Japanese.

I personally find most surveys pointless and repetitive. Music playlist ones can be slightly more interesting, because you have the potential for absurd answers, but you also have very little control over the outcome. I like the randomness factor, but I also like to write my own answers. So I wrote answers - I wrote the first 15 phrases the popped into my head, and THEN I went looking for the questions. I stole the questions from a playlist survey, and plugged in my answers in the order that I'd written them, with the exception of leaving out the questions that specifically mentioned "this song is..."

Interesting result. I like it better this way.

Somewhere in my wedding vows, I will include:
Because I never thought satin was appropriate.

My alter ego is:
I’ll leave you to your candle-making.

Behind my back, my friends think I’m:
Sunshine.

How will you die?
Because I understood something that you never could: the way the world can fall to pieces in the palm of your hand.

What I did last night was:
I cried puddles. It’s madness.

Happiness is:
Don’t underestimate the hopefulness of scattered pearls.

My message to the world has always been:
I liked to think of you as “moral.”

Next time I’m in front of a crowd, I’ll say:
For the sake of good cooking.

What makes me happy is:
I put the memories of you in my very bottom drawer, the one that sticks when you try to open it.

My last words will be:
Because I was sick of waiting for you to hate me, too.

If I got lost on a desert island, I would yell:
Persimmons, and pink lemonade.

My deepest secret is:
Terrifying.

The best thing about me is:
Graffiti in Italian subway stations.

My day will be like:
You.

The story of my life is:
It’s funny how I told you I’d be okay.